I Consume Libraries.

Another library-themed etegami, with words drawn from David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest:

‘I read,’ I say. ‘I study and read. I bet I’ve read everything you’ve read. Don’t think I haven’t. I consume libraries. I wear out spines and ROM drives. I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.”‘

I think that last sentence begs for an etegami too.