it’s decorative gourd season…


Etegami usually (um, never?) features curse words. But, I couldn’t resist, after reading this 2009 essay from McSweeney’s, “It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers,” by Colin Nissan. I especially love the part about Diff’rent Strokes.

So, kick back with a pumpkin spice latte, put on your uggs, and enjoy some mutant fucking squash.

Need some ideas on what to do with gourds? Here are try these from SFGate. Looks like they missed one use: penis sheath (Murphy, Catherine. “Clothing or decoration: Exploring the Penis Sheath of Papua New Guinea.” Textile Society of America Symposium Proceedings, 2012).




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